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Philip Spiess
Dale: I suppose it means that, on the whole, the country is slowly but really going to pot.
Jerry: I don't suppose, by any chance, that it is the Imperial, Empirical, and Colonial Encyclopedia of Indigenous Flora and Fauna of the Great Barrier Reef, Described Species by Species by Certain Learned Scientific Authorities, British, American, and Australian (with Special Emendations by the late Prof. Diogenes Teufelsdrockh of the University of Weissnichtwo, the brothers Wilhelm and Alexander von Humboldt of Berlin, Profs. Louis Agassiz and Asa Gray of Harvard University in the United States, and Mr. Dunstan "Crocodile" Dundee, late of Brisbane, Australia), with Copious Notes on the Edibility of Said Species (If Taken Wisely) and with Artfully Designed Recipes for the Frugal Housewife and Hausfrau Appertaining Thereto (Fully Illustrated and Annotated by Various Artists and Scholars of Note in These Our Modern Times, such as are Presently Making Good Money by Adding Their Prestige to Superfluous Subscription Volumes such as This, and Including Aubrey Beardsley, Richard Dadd, and Thomas Henry Huxley) -- 19th-Century Oxford University Edition (1885), as Envisioned by Jules Verne?
Oh, and Jerry: I assume the song you're referring to is "I'll Never Smile Again." Ruth Lowe, pianist with the Ina Ray Hutton all-girl orchestra, was, as you may know, inspired to write this ballad on the death of her husband, Harold Cohen, only a few months after their marriage. Why do you ask (or is this a less-than-veiled reference to the recent Presidential election)?
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