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Philip Spiess
Uh, people, far be it for me to quibble, but SPIESS is spelled "'I' before "E," except after 'C.'" There is no "C" in Spiess; it is a German spelling, where "ie" is pronounced like a long "e." "Make a note of it."
Ann, I'm sorry; I knew that my last pun would be distasteful to some (perhaps to all). The curious (and dreadful) thing about humor is that, while we may find things funny, most of humor is invariably a slap or retort at others -- satire is the worst of it (see Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal").
Perhaps I should have invoked the true story of a lady, who, in the early 1950s, jumped off the top of Carew Tower in Cincinnati to commit suicide. Unfortunately for her, she was not well versed in the architecture of skyscrapers, those built between, say, the 1880s and the early 1950s, which were "stepped back" from the top, to permit more sunlight to fall into the streets. As a result, she only fell about 6 stories or so, landing on the next level of the building, which was sticking out further than the top; she broke her leg in several places and lay there moaning for several hours until someone heard her. This was scatterbrained -- though not in the same sense as the previous story. (If you don't want gory stories, don't ask me about the lady who stepped into an elevator on the second floor of Pogue's Department Store in the early 1950s -- with dire results.)
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