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Philip Spiess
Jerry: I'm sure Livy was livid, too. Have you ever seen the cartoon piece (ages old now) where a Roman soldier tries to multiply using Roman numerals? (It really can't be done, at least by our modern arithmetical metrics and methods.)
Dale: My first detention was in Fifth Grade at Clifton School (I had several from Mr. Ahlert in Shop Class in 7th Grade at WHHS -- but that's another story; I'm sure we all did) when I disputed with the teacher, Miss Harris, about Ohio's presidents. She said Grover Cleveland was an Ohio President and I said, "No, he wasn't; he was from New York." She said, "But the city of Cleveland is named after him," and I said, "No, it wasn't; it was named after Moses Cleaveland [sp. correct, I believe]." She gave me a detention for disagreeing with her and "disrupting the class" (which had laughed -- they knew who was the history brain!). When my mother came to pick me up after the detention, she asked Miss Harris, "Well, did you look it up to see which of you was right?" Miss Harris, who had been teaching for a long time and was actually a very good teacher (she defended having lots of art history books which we could look at in the back of the room which had lots of nude men and women in them -- and we did look at them), blushed deeply and admitted "No." So the three of us looked it up (waay before Google), and I was right (which I knew, which is why I was outraged at the detention). At least she had the integrity to report on the incident to the class the next day and admit that she was wrong. It taught me a lot about teachers and teaching, and I hope I never did anything similar in my eight years of teaching Middle School History and Geography.
Jeffrey: Your picture reminds me of the Edsel automobile. If you don't know the apocryphal story about the Edsel, I'm not going to tell it on this Website.
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