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10/12/19 08:16 PM #4331    

 

Jerry Ochs

I may have been a pothead but I was never a stoner.


10/18/19 12:45 AM #4332    

 

Jerry Ochs

Am I the only one who wishes Peewee Herman was president?


10/18/19 01:11 PM #4333    

 

Stephen Collett

I just noticed that Mr. Bean takes a lot after Peewee Herman. Where did we see Peewee, did he have his own TV show?

 


10/18/19 07:29 PM #4334    

 

Jerry Ochs

He starred in a television program called Peewee's Playhouse that ran from 1986 to 1990 and made a silly movie or two.


10/21/19 12:07 AM #4335    

 

Philip Spiess

Dale:  So Jesus is out addressing the crowd, saying, "Let he who is without sin among you cast the first stone."  Immediately a chunk of rock comes winging it out of the crowd before him and catches Jesus square in the right temple (Jesus' temple, not King Solomon's or Herod's).  Bleeding slightly from the impact, Jesus searches the crowd to see whom the miscreant might be.  He spots her, and shaking his finger, says, "Some day, Mother!"


10/21/19 11:03 AM #4336    

 

Judy Holtzer (Knopf)

I don't get the joke, Phil.....


10/21/19 01:34 PM #4337    

 

Stephen Collett

I think I do, Judy. It´s the conceit that Mary was without "sin" (ie Sex) in conceiving Jesus. So she got to throw a stone; but he is mixing his stories a bit, as it was not J. who was the adulterer. But that´s Mom.


10/21/19 06:48 PM #4338    

 

Philip Spiess

No, Steve, J. was not the adulterer, but, while the Virgin Mary may have been without sin, nobody ever said she had good aim or a good throwing arm.


10/22/19 03:43 AM #4339    

 

Jerry Ochs

Somebody should google "original sin", which I find to be a repugnant concept.  I think Christian women who abort or miscarry or suffer the death of an infant are told their baby can't get into heaven and will spend eternity in limbo or purgatory (much like the cages at the border with Mexico).  Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.


10/22/19 11:07 AM #4340    

 

Philip Spiess

As Tom Lehrer once said, most sin isn't original enough.


10/24/19 05:59 AM #4341    

 

Judy Holtzer (Knopf)

And this is why I'm not a very good Catholic....

I do love Tom Lehrer!


10/27/19 08:04 PM #4342    

 

Philip Spiess

While we're still close to the topics of sin and atonement, I'd like to offer the following little story of rural America:

It seems that well south of where my wife and I live here in northern Virginia -- to wit, in southern Virginia -- in a very rural community quite near to the West Virginia border, there is a small, born-again evangelical Christian church located well up an isolated valley and submerged deep among the darkling pines, with a congregation that dates its establishment back to several years before the first McKinley administration.  The actual structure of the church itself, severely Gothic Revival in style and all wooden fretwork in fabric, is nearly as old, and thus it recently was in serious need of having its coat of paint replenished.

The church fathers (no, there are no church mothers -- it is strictly a patriarchal church government down there) deemed it prudent to raise funds to purchase the necessary paint, and thus church bake sales, rummage sales, and pleas for donations of a fiduciary nature made to the pious and holy ensued, and in due course enough funds were subscribed to buy the necessary paint.  Or so it was thought.

On a fine spring morning the elders, trustees, deacons, and lowly lay persons of said church assembled on the ridge behind the church with buckets of paint, brushes large and small, rollers, ladders, paint stirs, drop-cloths, and rags -- in short, all the accoutrements necessary to successfully accomplish a major church painting project.  While the painting was going on, the ladies of the church served their menfolk and themselves with ample draughts of coffee, homemade rolls, and spicy Brunswick stew (the kids got cider and doughnuts, much to their satisfaction).  All was going well:  the front of the church, featuring its historic stained-glass doors purchased abroad, was painted first, then the long east and west sides, with their rows of Gothic clerestory windows, came under the stroke of the brush, and finally the rather plain back side of the church -- 

But here the paint they had acquired at such effort began to run out!  Desperate, the most knowledgeable among them studied the labels on the paint cans and determined that, with a little bit of water and a little bit of luck, they could stretch that paint just far enough to finish the job.  And so they did!  They conquered that sucker and were standing back admiring a job well done when -- a sudden spring rain came on and drenched that back wall of the church with a mighty downpour . . . and all of the paint on said back wall washed right off and left it as bare as before!

As this unexpected and melancholy surprise, the congregation looked at one another in less than mild surmise and more than sad dismay, and at last, in the quiet gloaming of an evening in the woods, someone uttered the words that were on everybody's mind, if not their lips:  "Oh, God!  What are we going to do now?"  And immediately a ray of sun broke forth from the dark clouds above them and burst down among them, shining immaculate from the blessed heavens, and a mighty voice spoke to them as from the deep:  "Repaint -- and thin no more!"


10/28/19 11:31 AM #4343    

 

Larry Klein

Who knew that the man upstairs "thpoke with a lithp"?

Good thtory, Phil Thpieth!


10/28/19 12:11 PM #4344    

 

Larry Klein

I haven't been posting much lately, but thought some of you might be interested in seeing this.  Last month at the Grizzly course at Kings Island (noe Mason City course) I managed to tear up the second nine (played back nine first) and make a 10 ft birdie putt on the last hole to shoot my age on the button.  I've been close the last two years, but never got the cigar 'til 9/5/19.  Now, if only my body holds out....who knows? Note - Al put the wrong date on the card.


10/29/19 01:47 PM #4345    

 

David Buchholz

Larry, congratulations to you for shooting your age.  I, too, shot my age once...but then I had to play the back nine.  It's a wonderful accomplishment for you, that as we age our bodies give us less strength and agility, both of which are necessary to play competitively.  That's why many golfers leave the rigorous PGA circuit at 50.  It's commendable that you're keeping up both your bridge (mind) and golf (body) as we find ourselves heading to the middle of this seventh decade.


10/29/19 07:01 PM #4346    

 

Jeff Daum

Well done Larry!


10/29/19 09:25 PM #4347    

 

Richard Winter (Winter)

Congratulations, Larry!  If I could improve a little, I might shoot my age when I'm 90...


10/30/19 04:58 AM #4348    

 

Paul Simons

Thanks for posting Larry. You're an inspiration. It does get harder to do certain things. Physical like digging a stump out or mental like remembering where I put the memory card - I swear that wasn't planned - and by playing 18 holes of excellent golf and also adding up the numbers you are inspiring us all. I am serious. Anymore watching football, sure it feels good when you win like the Eagles did last week, and not so good when you lose like the Bengals did last week and the week before and the week before that and the week before that, but the main thing is knowing what kind of shape those dudes are in and trying to not let oneself fade to fat. Congratulations!


10/30/19 08:44 AM #4349    

 

Bruce Bittmann

Larry, ‘par’don my delay but congrats to you on shooting your age.  Not a particularly easy thing to do.  And, having played the Grizzly a while back, it’s not an easy track.  Seems as though you’ve ‘bridged’ the gap between your two favorite pastimes.  As we get older, you should be well equipped to continue shooting your age.


10/30/19 10:49 AM #4350    

 

Charles Judd

Congratulatons Larry! Wish I could do the same.

 


10/30/19 06:52 PM #4351    

 

Paul Simons

The main page tells me a number of us live in California. I hope you're safe and that you get rain. Plenty of rain. Well, enough to put out fires but not enough to trigger mudslides. But it's not a joke and there's nothing anyone can say that will change what you have to endure. You're in my thoughts. Hang tough.

10/31/19 01:39 AM #4352    

 

Philip Spiess

Global warming (okay, call it "climate change" if you will) strikes again!  The Pacific winds are of hurricane strength, lighting forest fires like flame throwers!  (Not good!  The seas are rising on both coasts, and I know that in New England the boulder barricades built to keep the rising tides off of the old coastal highways are now blocking the sea views from the first floors of the seacoast cottages.  In Virginia and the Carolinas, resort houses are being swept away by the hurricanes and encroaching tides, even if they have been raised on piles.  (Just sayin'.)


10/31/19 01:13 PM #4353    

 

Ira Goldberg

As Paul says, we have to care about our classmates, colleagues , friends, family,and so many others in harms way of fire in Cali and elsewhere. Blessings!


10/31/19 02:07 PM #4354    

 

Paul Simons

And I have to add that back in high school we took it for granted that we were experiencing something new, something amazing, something on an upward track. We put the satellite up, then we were seeing a photo of the blue planet taken from space, then from the moon. It was not always good- we were in class when Kennedy was gunned down. But we never had to think of ourselves as luddites, as the dumbest ones in the room. Now California is on fire and people living at sea level know they have to move to higher ground. Greta Thunberg has something to say and it’s us that she has to say it to. I am at a loss to explain how the land of the most advanced science and technology in human history became the denier of science, the bully belittling those who are still using their brains to do something other than count their money and figure out how to steal more  of it. Really - I don’t get it. It makes no sense.


10/31/19 06:59 PM #4355    

 

Bruce Fette

I believe that we clearly can learn a great deal from Science. It is very clear that the climate has changed. It is important to act on both the science and the clear evidence that supports it. I hope that we can find and enable relevant techniques to address the two most significant issues of this time.

 

 


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