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Philip Spiess
Jerry: Yeah, my particular watch just changed from Eastern Standard Time to Eastern Daylight Savings Time; does anybody else feel like this is a crock? (As I ask every half year, why don't they just move it half an hour -- and leave it?) When I was a young child, the line between Eastern and Central Standard Time was the Ohio-Indiana border; by the time I was an undergraduate at Hanover College in Indiana, the dividing line had moved to the Indiana-Illinois border (I think it's now even farther west). BUT -- in the summers, Cincinnati (Ohio) was on Eastern Daylight Savings Time, as was Louisville (Ky.), while Hanover, Indiana, half way between (which I'd occasionally visit in the summer to do work at my fraternity house and to buy fireworks [see above]), was on Eastern Standard Time, an hour's difference! I once asked a local Indiana farmer who I knew what the hell was going on with this, and he looked at me out of the sides of his eyes and replied, laconically, "The cows don't know the difference!"
Another scam of this sort is "Groundhog Day" (February 2). Now, setting aside the obvious folk myth of this whole set-up (and what folk or ethnic group came up with this idea, anyway, and when?), whatever "cuteness" it may have had in the past is now completely eviscerated by the commercial fraud of the whole thing: whether it's "Punxatawney Phil" in Pennsylvania or some other rodent/ruminant (why don't we watch the shadow habits of deer at the equinoctal sunrise?) elsewhere, all of those TV cameras focusing and shining Klieg lights at dawn on the poor exploited creature is bound to cast a shadow -- thereupon "guaranteeing" us six more weeks of winter (despite, I might add, "global warming," which I believe in -- we haven't had an Ice Age since the glaciers carved out Lake Erie, flattened most of Ohio, stopped at Cincinnati, giving us the "terminal moraine" of our Seven Hills, and turned the Ohio River from south-north flowing to east-west flowing -- oh, and our refrigerator just died unexpectedly, so those little frozen water "globules" we call "ice cubes" are certain "warming," even as I write).
Uh, Jerry, did you ask something about being watched, i.e., observed? If so, stay off of Observatory Avenue!
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