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Paul Simons
What can possibly be said, after reading Senator Spiess' dissertation on the wonders of trash removal and disposal in our fair city, Porkopolis, the Queen City, that could shed any more light on the topic than his paragraphs and stanzas have already shed? The plain fact of the matter is that the only thing that differentiates the modern era from those previous is the very thing with which the worthy Senator has concerned himself. We've all seen the ornate pocket watches at the Taft Museum; we all know that radio and television are basically the same as they were decades ago, except with more and louder commercials; politicians are no less divided than they were at our nation's founding with some trying any manner of graft, deception, lying, cheating, stealing to prevent people from voting, and the other half trying to implement an actual democracy, at which they are still trying; and medical interventions sometimes working, and sometimes not; in a nutshell the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer, EXCEPT IN THE REALM OF TRASH!! No longer do pigs roam the streets! Many, true, are in local, state, and national government, but NONE are in the trash compacting and recycling business! (Note - perhaps because organized crime, even more organized than they are, ran them out), We now have gleaming color-coded indestructible plastic containers into which we place our SEPARATED and CLASSIFIED beer cans, candy wrappers, murdered hookers so that Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler will have a fresh corpse to discover every week, barbeque rib bones, and obsolete cellphones. It all runs like clockwork!!
Senator Spiess has named some names - Cumminsville. St. Bernard. Elmwood Place. The Mill Creek. Cheviot. The Spring Grove Cemetery. We at our illustrious Stately Domed (or doomed if Putin is that crazy) High School On the Hill were protected, coddled, we never knew the REAL CINCINNATI, which is still there waiting to be discovered, if only we can muster the strength to forsake the Camargo Country Club and get ourselves to Rumple's Landfill. To the landfill!!
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