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Philip Spiess
Speaking of April Fool's pranks (except this wasn't on April Fool's Day), I remember in 8th Grade English, with a new young female English teacher (whose name I disremember at the moment, but we had the class in Mr. Inskeep's 2nd floor, south wing room, overlooked by a bust of the blind poet Homer), a prank which I think originated with David (M.) Schneider, possibly aided and abetted by Jerry Ochs and/or Frank Honebrink.
This particular young female teacher had two noticeable quirks -- she always wore very tight skirts and she was forever bending over as she roamed the room lecturing to pick up the numerous pieces of balled-up paper that got thrown on the floor during writing exercises. So one day -- when her back was turned, Dave (or whoever) tossed a couple of wadded balls of paper out over the floor where she'd be sure and see them when she came round again. And she did see them -- and she bent over in her tight skirt to pick them up -- and Jerry (or whoever), who had prepared himself for the event by smuggling in a piece of coarse cloth, tore the cloth in half with a loud ripping sound, seen by everybody except the teacher. Poor Miss Whatever-Her-Name-Was straightened up so-o-o fast -- and kept her back to the wall through the rest of the lecture, which, i believe, she cut short! We were so bad!
But nobody's picked up on my earlier comment somewhere about how badly we arrogant students treated substitute teachers, particularly Miss Kincaid ("Old Ski-Jumps") and Mr. Fish (who was actually quite brilliant).
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