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Philip Spiess
Ann: Loved the pun about "literally cleaning up!" Let's hope Pet Butler keeps making sure that all of that poop is "Gone with the Wind" (frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn, as long as it's not left in my yard! -- and my apologies here to Ernest Dowson -- if you don't know the reference, look it up ["Non Sum Qualis Eram Bonae Sub Regno Cynarae" (1896)]). And "Shepard" -- quite so!
"Philip," of course, is Greek for "lover of horses," but I can't quite lay claim to that -- when I was a mere youth (read "90-pound weakling" here), and set out to ride the horses the summer camps I attended gave me, the ones chosen for me were named things like "Black Imp" and "Son of Satan," and so on -- you get the idea. These enormous behemoths of equine flesh would take me in at a glance and proceed to try to wipe me off of their backs at the first low-hanging limb. They usually succeeded. If I was lucky, I would be given an old sway-back mare who should have been fodder for the glue factory; these would stop at the first chance they had to graze at an idle blade of grass growing along the pathway, taking serious minutes to do so, all the while that the rest of the camper horse-riding pack was disappearing down the trail in the middle distance to god knows where (I didn't). Which is probably why I so enjoyed visiting the abandoned glue factory in Madison, Indiana, my freshman year at Hanover College during Rush Week. (Go ahead -- ask me about it; it was a really surrealistic experience -- I mean the glue factory, not Rush Week!)
As to the name "Spiess," it means "spear" in German (get the point?), and I fulfilled my nomenative destiny somewhere back in the mid-'60s when I appeared as a spear-carrying supernumerary (Nelson, take note!) in a Cincinnati Zoo Opera production of Saint-Saens' Samson et Dalila. The star, internationally-known mezzo-soprano Jean Madeira, asked me where I had gotten my "nice" (as she put it) Madras sports coat (this was during rehearsals, and I was shocked that the star of the show was talking to me, a teenager), and I answered, truthfully enough, "Shillito's" -- I'm sure she'd never heard of it.
But getting back to dogs, brings us to the old joke: "Nice dog you've got there -- Spitz?" "No, but he coughs a lot!"
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